It’s holiday time and it couldn’t have come soon enough – the weather’s been crap, last year’s tan has completely faded, and you can barely remember the last time you were able to get pissed 10 nights on the trot. But if you’re a typical Brit abroad it won’t all be plain sailing - you’re bound to encounter challenges in a foreign land.
For a start, you’ll actually be made to queue to get into the country – don’t they bloody know Her Majesty’s Secretary of State requires that you ‘pass freely without let or hindrance’? And what are they doing driving on the right side of the road?
But despite the stereotypes about Brits abroad you have learnt a bit of the native language. In fact, you’ve practiced saying ‘parlez-vous anglais’ so much you practically sound like a local. Is that enough to make you atypical? There’s only one way to find out …
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